A private royal archive · Est. in mischief

Prince’s Anaconda & Fucking Nuts

An excessively refined celebration of one Prince, one love story, and a frankly irresponsible commitment to premium snacks.

Crack
the archive

Royal by appointment✦Romantic by accident✦Nuts by choice✦Zero subtlety✦

A matter of taste

For the Prince who has everything—except a sufficiently dramatic nut archive.

This is not a shop. It is not a society. It is a beautifully overfunded-looking declaration of affection with absolutely no investors.

For Prince, obviously.

The collection · 01—04

Objects of
desire.

Four specimens. Impeccable provenance. Questionable emotional boundaries.

Nº 01

The Velvet Walnut

Brooding. Architectural. Knows exactly what it did.

Intensity 92

Nº 02

Pistachio Privé

A tiny green aristocrat emerging from a tailored shell.

Audacity 88

Nº 03

The Gilded Almond

Long, elegant, and contractually obligated to be mysterious.

Regality 97

Nº 04

Hazelnut After Dark

Warm charm, impeccable finish, mild danger to chocolate.

Temptation 95

0Prince
required

0Nuts of
distinction

0Percent
devotion

0Adult
supervision

Sensory intelligence

Official
tasting notes

01

Opening

A flash of sea salt, polished wood, and the thrilling suspicion that someone has brought snacks to the opera.

Dramatic

02

Heart

Rich caramel, private jokes, and the warm confidence of a Prince who knows he is adored.

Devoted

03

Finish

Long, golden, slightly salty. Lingers like a compliment delivered three seconds too late.

Unforgettable

“Some love stories are written in the stars. Ours, apparently, was written on the back of a very expensive nut tin.”

— The House of Gustavo & Prince

The royal manifesto

About
Prince.

Prince is not merely a title. It is a standard of elegance, mischief, and knowing when the last pistachio is absolutely yours.

He moves through the world with uncommon grace, excellent timing, and the sort of smile that could make a kingdom forget its quarterly targets.

This archive exists because romance deserves monuments—and because a monument shaped like a walnut is objectively funnier.

I.Never settle for ordinary.Especially not in snacks or love.
II.Protect the last nut.Unless Prince asks for it.
III.Remain gloriously unserious.Elegance can survive a joke.

Private audience

Consult the
Royal Nut.

Ask a question of consequence. The oracle is expensive-looking and statistically unreliable.

The shell remains mysteriously silent.